Many of you will be familiar with Peter Tatchell who is a homosexual militant who stated that he wants the age of consent lowered to just 13, he also published an article on a murdered 11 year old boy stating that the victim was "gay". Tatchell along with Richard Fairbrass attempted to open up Russia to homosexuality but failed miserably when ordinary citizens turned on them mob handed.
Tatchell also attempted to make a citizens arrest on Robert Mugabe but it fell through after Mugabe`s minders gave a Tatchell a slap which caused Tatchell to disintegrate onto the pavement.
Tatchell is now joining Fairbrass to reform Right Said Fred, and return to Russia only this time they have decided to rename themselves "Right Said Dead" and have decided to play cover songs by the British pop band The Smiths and Morrisey songs. Tatchell has now renamed the songs and has published the following list.
Shirt lifters of the world unite
Hand in underpants
William I`m nearly coming
Reel around the toilets
Big mouth swallows again
Boyfriend in a coma
Stretch out and masturbate
Some blokes are bigger than others
Never had no one outside the gents
November spermed a monster
Vicar in a 69
I want the bum I can`t have
Bone a drag artist
Last of the international gay boys
Miserable guy
I don`t owe you anything I have paid already
I won`t share you down canal street
There is a light that never goes out in the gents
boy afraid.
