Tuesday 11 September 2012

                                 NICK LOWLES GOES IN SEARCH OF DAVE JONES A FANATICAL FASCIST




Nick Lowles from Hope not Hate has just completed a daring trip to Todmorden to attempt to locate the residence of Dave Jones a neo Nazi with a terrifying history.  Lowles travelled first class by train from London to Leeds and then booked in an expensive hotel in Leeds for the week.  Lowles then paid for a taxi to travel to Todmorden to Leeds.  Lowles arrived in Todmorden and entered a local pub called "The Dead Cat" and ordered an orange and soda and attempted to engage the locals in conversation.  The shelf near the pub window contained literature on witchcraft and there was also a stuffed cat on a plaque.  After a very short period Lowles was requested to leave the pub for asking too many questions.  Before he left Lowles in complete desperation shouted out "where can I find Dave Jones" one local responded by shouting out "he lives above Todmorden about seven miles above Stoodley Pike.

Lowles then set off in search of Jones, after a while severe fog appeared and it started to rain, this is normal weather for the area, Lowles entered a forest and continued his journey, during his journey Lowles noticed a figure lurking in the shadows of the forest, as Lowles approached the figure he noticed it was Texas Pete he`d been glue sniffing, Lowles made a quick exit and continued.




As Lowles reached the final part of the forest and entered the near hill top he could hear what he thought was the cry of a wolf crying out across the valley, but it later turned out to be a jack russel.  After 3 hours Lowles discovered a dilapidated mansion with gargoyle statues outside, Lowles immediately took photographs before hearing shots being fired at him, Lowles ran away in terror all the way back to the Dead Cat Tavern.  Lowles told the locals of his near brush with death, but the locals pointed out to Lowles that he had entered an area where the local farmers were carrying out a hedgehog cull with pump action shot guns for 50 pound a hedgehog.  Lowles then returned to the grand hotel in Leeds.