Thursday 2 February 2012

                                                   THE POLICE ATTEMPT TO FRAME TOMMY ROBINSON

In order to crush the counter jihad movement the police have decided to fit up Tommy Robinson.  Tommy was shopping in Marks and Spencers where a group of special branch detectives had gathered, the plot was to fit Tommy up on a shoplifting charge.  Tommy was viewing the fruit selection in the store when a detective deliberately banged into Tommy whilst at the same time planting women's underpants in Tommy`s pocket.

At the counter when Tommy went to pay for his shopping a team of police officers arrived to arrest Tommy, the Sergeant in charge triumphantly declared that Tommy was under arrest for stealing women's underpants, when the Sergeant checked Tommy`s pockets he was horrified to discover that they were absent, it later emerged that the underpants had fallen out of Tommy`s pocket in the frozen vegetable section, a local vagrant had then picked up the underpants and placed them on his head before walking out of the store, the vagabond was later beaten up by the police for sabotaging an expensive police operation.

                                                             

                                                                             THE AARHUS DILEMMA

Special branch are now in two minds about Tommy Robinson`s visit to Denmark in march, they are debating whether to arrest Tommy at the airport and detain him under the Anti-terror act which will prevent Robinson from attending the far right rally in Denmark, the other option is to permit Robinson to travel to Denmark and send a team of detectives to follow him which would cost thousands of pounds.