Monday 13 January 2014

The Adventures Of Captain Commie Written By Fog Horn Leg Horn On Steroids In Association With Speedy Gonzales On Jet Fuel

 Part 1 The Rise Of The Far Right Monster Raving Fascist Nasty Nazi Party.






Britain scapegoating immigrants makes sense as people like to blame their own problems on immigrants.  A housing estate in Hull is allegedly being given away to immigrants who had just arrived via coach from Eastern Europe, and  what we are starting to see is "polarisation" which means polar bears on the Antartic are going to evict people from their houses and move in and rent out spare rooms to asylum seekers.  The idea of a "Fascist" is somebody who spends vast amounts of money on fashion and clothes and then parades down the street seig heiling ans shouting out "White power". There are particular groups who beat people up including female police officers, and Leon Trotsky who was part of a terror gang who used to smash buildings up and plant bombs, stated that when the middle classes go into crisis they rob small shop keepers and snatch purses from old ladies.  The far right Monster Raving Fascist Party are rabid supporters of Adolf Hitler who kidnap university professors and dangle them off reservoirs until they denounce Communism but now the unions are now fighting back by turning worms into dragons and rich people into paupers.  United Associated Assortment Of Circus Freaks will be protesting against the Monster Raving Fascist Party and their policies of Euro Fascism.




The far right have now decided to hide hobbits (see above photo) in their cupboards as extra security against street movements who are dedicated to defeating Fascism, but the far right attack communities using bazookas and hand grenades, they also attack working class people who have just come out of betting shop.  Fascists always need forward activity and we have to stop them capitalising on this by drinking tea made from reindeer urine.  Over the years we have learned a great deal from the Anti Nazi League and from Blair Peach who committed suicide in 1979 by banging his head repeatedly against police truncheons and officers steel toe cap boots.  We also need to work with Peter Hain and the Labour party, so we can put out a propaganda message to make Nick Griffin cry, we will do this by telling members of the public not to vote Nazi or else we will put their names and addresses on the internet and say that they are holocaust deniers.  We are against Fascism but we are not against Islamic extremism and we also blame the E.D.L  for an incident after a group of Muslims went ice skating on the local canal and fell through the ice.  In Walthamstow the E.D.L wet themselves and were chased away by a group of kids who had just come out of a local infant school, the hard men ran away after the infants physically confronted them. Sir Weyman Bennett who is Black White and Brown and Jewish and gay and straight stated that we need to isolate Fascists by kidnapping them and tying them to a pole.  We did everything to demoralise the Fascist bombers who put a bomb outside a sewerage plant by applying ruthless techniques such as pulling their teeth out with a pair of pliers.  We have also dealt with some bar tenders in London who were putting out anti Irish propaganda by serving "bloody Sunday" cocktails and potato famine stew.