Sunday 22 December 2013

Unite Against Fascism demand the term "soap" oprea be banned because the term offends them







Unite Against Fascism have demanded an international boycott on soap operas because the term offends them.  Members of Unite Against Fascism turned up on the Coronation street set and demanded that they stop filming immediately.  Weyman Bennett blared abuse so loud that he lost his voice and to use his ventriloquist version of Martin Smith to continue the tirade of Communist propaganda against the Coronation street cast.  William Roach who plays Ken Barlow approached Bennett and suggested that he should explain himself in a civilised and coherent manner.  Roach then recognised Martin Smith and asked Smith how he had evaded arrest after committing multiple rapes.  Smith stated to Roach that if he joined Socialist Workers Party he could commit multiple acts of criminality without fear of arrest.  The protest continued until the Coronation street cast had ran out of cocaine and needed to visit Mosside to buy more drugs.  Eventually the police arrived who then liaised with Bennett for several hours and listened to his warped unrealistic views on politics.  Eventually the police drove the U.A.F on a bus that they had bent over backwards to get to Manchester Piccadilly station and allowed the U.A.F to have a special train to return them home to the nearest station where they lived. 

When Bennett got home he immediately logged on the U.A.F website and claimed police brutality and how the E.D.L never get assaulted by the police.  Bennett then claimed that the U.A.F always get roughed up by the police and penned in demonstrations like cattle in an abattoir.  Of Course Bennett being a total complete idiot could not spell a number of words during his tirade that he became so furious he stamped his foot through the floor and cursed the French for colonising England and introducing so many foreign words that the language was unrecognisible from its original format.  Bennett of course presents a warped and distorted version of events on the U.A.F website, what Bennett has failed to point out is that the police have provided a portable lavatory for him on numerous U.A.F demonstrations so he can enjoy V.I.P treatment and so that other U.A.F supporters can avoid the stench from Bennett which would result in numerous U.A.F supporters passing out and having to attend hospital.