Thursday 26 December 2013

Review of the Brighton crust fest






Antifa recently held a fxxk Christmas festival in Brighton.  Several D beat crust bands played the festival and the headlining act was called "mutilated postman" after the lead vocalist was sacked by royal mail for stealing children`s presents in order to fund his heroin addiction.  Weyman Bennett turned up to the concert after locking himself in his bedroom and spending several days watching the ultra violent fim Rollerball which starred Paul Newman, Bennett was so hyped up that he started bouncing around like zebidee out of Dougal`s magic roundabout, Weyman was so excited that he bounced in the air so high his head went through the ceiling and became stuck.  When the first band took to the stage they started jumping around and swinging their dreadlocks around so violently that the guitarist`s dreadlocks wrapped themselves around a member of the audience`s neck and started strangling them.  When the concert finished a group of Antifa went out looking for "Fascists" around Brighton.  The group in urgent need of victims so they could boast about the assault on the internet like the time they attacked two Fifteen year old boys who were talking about politics on the train and supporting the B.N.P.  Antifa walked into Brighton train station and saw a group of train spotters who had traveled from Hamburg.  The train spotters were beaten up after Antifa heard them talking in German.  Obviously Antifa will be taking to the internet how they have once again defeated "Fascism".