Thursday 4 October 2012

                                                          HOPE NOT HATE PARTY IN MANCHESTER





Over a hundred people attended a Hope Not Hate party and fund raiser in Manchester at a tandoori restaurant.  The party was backed by the Daily Mirror and Trade Unions and Labour party members including Fred West and Dennis Nilsen.  Eddie Izzard attended the party and was on brilliant form as usual, Eddie stated the importance of Britain joining the Euro currency and having an open door policy on immigration.  The theme for the night was obviously curry, and after a few hours several people had food poisoning and had to be rushed to hospital.  Matthew Collins spent one hour on the toilet and nearby residents phoned the council to report a suspected sewage leak, that later turned out to be Matthew Collins who had blocked the toilet.  Nick Lowles appeared at the restaurant dressed up as Poirot in order raise funds for his personal bank account.  Lowles used a deceased slug with rigor mortis to impersonate poirot`s moustache, Lowles glued the slug to his lip but later had to attend the accident and emergency department and have the slug removed.





The event was a success and clearly shows that Hope Not Hate is the top anti fascist organisation in the British isles