Saturday 6 July 2013

FAR RIGHT SET UP A GAS COMPANY TO RIVAL BRITISH GAS




A report has emerged from Oldham Lancashire that the far right have set up a gas company called "White power".  One Pakistani resident answered his front door to two men in suits who were agents for the White power company, and that they could reduce his gas bill.  The man decided to sign a one year contract with the company but was horrified when he received his bill which was double compared to previous bills.  Another Pakistani signed a contract with the company, who reconnected his gas cooker, but the fumes were so acrid the man suffered severe nausea, and his teeth dropped out.  One other Pakistani claimed that the White power company connected his White next door neighbour`s cooker to his supply.  A number of White local residents who had signed up to the White power company stated that their bills had been vastly reduced by half, but one Pakistani takeaway owner condemned the company and refused to pay the bills, only to discover a fractured gas pipe in his shop which resulted in the area being cordoned off.