Wednesday 24 April 2013

                          NAZI TEACHING ASSISTANT ATTEMPTED TO GAS LEFT WING SCHOOL PUPILS




A disturbing incident has occurred  at Calder high school in Mytholmroyd West Yorkshire.  Dave Jones a far right activist was involved in an attempted gas attack on school pupils.  Jones has previously stood as a candidate for the BPP in Todmorden where he threatened to expose the holocaust as a fraud.  Jones managed to obtain a teaching assistant position at the school science department, Jones has knowledge in chemistry from manufacturing explosives at his farm.  During one lesson Jones brought up a debate on immigration, pupils who expressed left wing views were later handed detention slips. During the after school detention Jones put on a gas mask and locked the science room doors, Jones then turned on the gas taps.  The pupils panicked one of them set off the fire alarm and another smashed a window with a chair, the pupils then escaped, Jones`s plot had failed.  Jones then ran onto the school playing field where one of the other science teachers was demonstrating how to assemble a hot air balloon, Jones then hijacked the balloon and took off.  The teacher attempted to stop Jones by clinging on the basket, but Jones kicked him off.  Jones was arrested the next the day but denied the offence and claimed that it was the pupils who had turned on the gas taps in order to get out of the detention.