Sunday 11 November 2012

                                                  NICK LOWLES CONFRONTS THE FAR RIGHT IN TEXAS







Above a photograph of Nick Lowles in Texas

Nick Lowles from Hope Not Hate is currently out in Texas investigating racist attitudes during the post Obama victory.  No doubt the Daily Mirror has paid for this vacation to America, but the trip has already turned sour with Lowles being forcefully ejected from a bar in Austin, and being attacked by a viper.

When Lowles arrived in Texas he immediately purchased a cowboy costume in order to fit in with the locals.  Nick then entered a bar in Austin but noticed nobody else wearing traditional cowboy garments.  Lowles ordered a southern comfort but spat half of it out when he attempted to swallow it.  Lowles attempted to engage some of Texans in conversation.  After five minutes Lowles mentioned the Obama victory and the atmosphere turned aggressive, one Texan stated that Obama does not represent white people only Afro Americans, Lowles accused the Texan of being racist, and stated that attitudes like that resulted in Nazi holocaust.  The Texan then said to Lowles "what the hell is? are you some type of commie boy"  Lowles then confirmed that he was a Communist, the Texan then grabbed hold of Lowles and forcefully ejected him from the bar, Lowles was left on the pavement in his cowboy costume battered and bruised.

Lowles has now been forced to cancel the rest of the visit after being bitten by a snake whilst attempting to photograph a far right music concert outside Austin.