Friday 3 August 2012

                                           WORZEL GUMMIDGE CONFIRMS BRISTOL COUNTER PROTEST






Worzel Gummidge a television celebrity recently attended a Unite Against Fascism protest against the EDL, Worzel stated that he was happy that Bristol had rejected the EDL, Worzel stated that traditional West country people were Anti Fascist and were generally tolerant people.  The Anti Fascist protesters went around setting fire to rubbish bags and dust bins in order to combat the EDL, but Worzel stated that he was disappointed with Antifa who spent two weeks claiming they would find the EDL and chase them out of Bristol, when the moment arrived Antifa ran away from a small group of EDL.

Worzel is no stranger to prejudice, he has been arrested on numerous occasions for vagrancy and being possession of rats and cockroaches.  Worzel stated that he was a tolerant person despite being beaten up and robbed and then set alight by yardies in Bristol.  Martin Smith from Unite Against Fascism stated that Worzel was set to join Socialist Workers Party and enter the next elections and represent the group. 

Meanwhile the EDL has announced speakers for their next demonstration.  Herman Munster is set speak and highlight the dangers that radical Islam poses for people who dress up in Frankenstein costumes.  Richard Dawkins is set to lecture the dangers that Islam poses to intellects.