Sunday, 22 December 2013

Tommy Robinson bursts in on E.D.L regional organisers meeting






The English Defence League were holding a regional organisers meeting on how to salvage the movement due to Tommy Robinson nearly destroying the  movement. Hel Gower was in attendance when all of a sudden Tommy Robinson burst into the meeting and ordered that everybody should follow his example and the Quilliam foundation.  Some of the regional organisers decided to question Tommy`s "authority" Robinson became so enraged that he grabbed hold of Gower and started shaking her aggressively and screaming at her so loud that white foam appeared out of his mouth from a rendezvous with Mo Ansar in a sleazy hotel near London Victoria station.  Gower was so shocked that she wet herself several times which took the Polish cleaners one hour to mop up the urine. 

Robinson claimed that he was still in charge of the E.D.L and that he would be replacing all the regional organisers with politically correct versions that are paid by special branch to start shouting "god bless Israel" and "Black and White unite" at demonstrations.  Robinson then admitted that the original intention of founding the LGTB divisions was not to represent the gays and lesbians in the movement as it only amounted to four people in the country, but to attract more deviants into the movement in order to sabotage it and reduce it to a laughing stock.