The British Government is planning on having South African criminal Nelson Mandela placed in Saint Paul`s cathedral in a glass case. The corpse of Mandela is due to be sent to a taxidermist to be preserved in a glass case so that people can pay tribute to Nelson on a daily basis and stand by the tomb and express thoughts of suicide and despair. Local councils are also planning on having statues of Mandela erected in every town city and village in the British Isles so that people can stand in front of the statues and beat themselves with sticks with nails in until they bleed. Local schools will be educating pupils about the evils of the White race and they will be making the pupils stand by the statues in sub zero temperatures and repeat the word sorry a thousand times. The national health service will be offering free vasectomies for White males so that they cannot produce any more White children. The N.H.S will also be offering a free skin darkening service and hair transplants so that White people can grow frizzy negro type hair. The British Government will also be forcing people to donate fifty percent of their earnings to African aid. All public holidays will be changed to Nelson Mandela day in which piles of car tyres will be burned in honour of Mandela. Father Christmas is to be renamed Father Nelson and during the Easter festival Jesus will be replaced by Nelson Mandela.
