When Matthew Collins was hiding from the far right in the Australian outback and was living with a group of Aboriginal natives and drinking twenty tins of fosters a day paid for by White people who work hard and not like the lazy aboriginal tribes. One day the group ran out of beer and food so they divised a plot to eat Collins using traditional Aboriginal cooking methods which only people like Jamie could ever dream of. Matty over heard the plot and ran away to the nearest phone box and contacted special who had originally sent Matty to Australia. Matty requested that the operator reverse the charges as he had no money on him due to spending it on tins of Fosters and having to buy supplies for the Aborigines. When Matty returned to the U.K he took part in a documentary where he claimed to be living in fear of his life from far right thugs. The BBC were having an orgasm at the potential damage they could cause the far right by using Matty`s sob story. Matthew met up with Nick Lowles one night in a bar in Soho and plotted against Gerry Gable. Lowles has a number of associates of the low grade variety including alcoholics and dwarves of the Negro variety and chronic bed wetters and arsonists. Part two of this gripping exposure on the far left will be continued in five minutes so don`t go away.
