Friday, 27 December 2013

Return of the inflatable policeman on steroids from Greater Manchester





The Greater Manchester police during an English Defence League protest always like to "big it up" and appear in charge.  Many G.M.P officers seem to believe that they are the incredible hulk on steroids.
The GM.P justify their behaviour on the basis of crime prevention, the police argue that the E.D.L are going to run riot in front of several hundred police officers and dozens of CCTV cameras in broad daylight in a city centre in front of terrified shoppers who will no doubt run so fast that they will end up trampling on each other in order to escape.  Of course when looting erupted in Manchester a couple of years ago the police did nothing about this apart from beat up a group of kids on bicycles one night, the incident was caught on camera where the G.M.P could be seen putting the boot in on one of the victims while they were on the floor.  Of course G.M.P officers need to let off steam on a regular basis due the amount of steroids in their system that cause" roid rage".  Many G.M.P officers can be seen filling their faces with doughnuts and hamburgers and drinking milkshakes while sat in a police car on "duty" and then throwing the litter out of the window. when they have to chase a suspect they have to radio out for the police helicopter because they are usually so bloated that they are incapable of getting out of the patrol car. They then let the police dogs off the lead that usually bite people sat sun bathing in their front  gardens, because the officers are too lazy and unfit to keep up with the dog on the lead while chasing a suspected criminal.