Portsmouth Nazi watch can now reveal our latest developments on the far right in Portsmouth, Barry Von smith is the licensee of the "Hitler arms" in Portsmouth, shockingly enough he is also a member of the UVF which is a proscribed organisation in the republic of Ireland. The pub belongs to a respectable pub chain who are clearly unaware that the licensee is promoting fascist propaganda and a banned terrorist organisation the UVF who have killed "hundreds" of people.
We knew something was not right at the Hitler arms, swastika flags were flying outside, and the front entrance door is actually made of human skin. We tried to order a pint of beer, but the bar tender told us that he did not speak English but only German. We went to the juke box and inserted a two pound coin, but the juke box only played German Marching music. The landlord appeared in a Hitler costume and noticed that we were wearing Socialist Workers Party badges, he then pointed his finger to the entrance and then threw us out of the pub. Amazingly the police are not actually aware of the pub. Below the door made of human skin.
We would recommend that the pub chain be more careful who they employ in the future, Nazi drinking establishments will not be tolerated in Portsmouth.
