Friday, 6 April 2012
GORDON BROWN PROMOTING LEFT WING EXTREMISM
Gordon Brown has now returned to left wing extremist politics. Brown has been spotted selling copies of the "big issue" in London. Brown has deliberately made himself homeless so he can return to militant street activity. Gordon stated that several big issue street vendors had recently died of heroin overdoses so they had been a shortage of street vendors. In order to sell the big issue you must be homeless so Gordon Burnt down his mansion by setting fire to a BNP leaflet that had been posted through his letterbox, Brown then registered himself as being homeless in order to sell the big issue. Gordon bought a pair of army boots and a combat jacket in order to look the part, he also purchased a bottle of white lightning cider. Gordon said it was brilliant to be back on the streets, and also stated that it reminded him of his student days as a militant activists.
