UAF TO LAUNCH HORROR FILM COMPANY
Anti fascism is now possibly due to enter the mainstream now that David Cameron has pulled the plug on funding the UAF. This will not be achieved by entering elections but by entering the entertainment industry. Peter Tatchell a UAF supporter stated that he was due to start acting in order to earn money which could be invested in Anti fascism. Tatchell was due to remake the British horror film "Dog Soldiers" and rename the film "Bog Soldiers" in which a group of gays cottaging would fend off a colony of homosexual werewolves in London. Tatchell was also preparing a remake of the "Terminator" in which Tatchell would by play the android terminator. All the characters would be gay, which could cause problems with the pregnancy scene, which this time would be achieved by artificial insemination. Tatchell was due to build himself up on steroids and fake an Austrian accent for the part. Also Tatchell was writing a script for a terror plot, Tatchell would hijack a helicopter and fly it into the houses of Parliament, this would cause the Parliament building to collapse into a pile of rubble, also big Ben would collapse, there would be hundreds of fatalities, Tatchell would be a martyr for gay rights.
Weyman Bennett will also be taking part in the acting. Weyman stated that he had been robbed of the role in the king of Scotland, in which Idi Amin was impersonated. Bennett stated that he wanted to act the role of Robert Schumann, the German composer that died in a lunatic asylum. Bennnett said that he was prepared to act out the scene where Schumann attempted to commit suicide by throwing himself into the river Rhine. Bennett stated that there was thousands of Africans in 1930`s Germany that had been ignored by historians. Bennett also claimed that he was launching a UAF horror film company, in which Bennett would make a sequel to the Amityville Horror film, by pouring Castor maggots through somebody`s letter box in order to recreate the mass blue bottle scene. Weyman also will be starring in The Exorcist, and The Demon, and the Anti-Christ of Tottenham.
Martin Smith also stated that Anti fascism needed to be viewed as a business not just a politic. Smith is due to launch an Anti fascist vegetable market, the vegetables would be grown in Smith`s back garden that had been converted into an allotment. So this could be a major breakthrough for Anti fascist funding.