C.I.A ARE DEVELOPING A NEW ULTRASONIC RAY IN ORDER TO COMBAT FAR RIGHT EXTREMISM IN BRITAIN
Reports are coming through that the British Government are now working with the C.I.A in order to combat the far right in Britain. The C.I.A are notorious for experimenting with ultra sonic rays and drugs in order to develop new techniques in warfare and psychological warfare in particular.
A bizarre report has emerged from South Devon in which a local man had been out enjoying local cider. The man was walking home when he passed a car containing four men in suits with American accents, the men appeared to aim a" ray gun" at the man, immediately the man defecated himself. The same happened two weeks later in the same vicinity, another man immediately had to go to the toilet in a passageway, at the same time another local walked past at 3.am in the morning and told the man not worry about the embarrassing situation as the same had happened to him on numerous occasions, unfortunately the man with the bowel problem fell into the excrement and had to phone a local friend to collect him.
It is now believed that the ultrasonic ray is being tested out on the general public in order to master the techniques before using the ray gun out on the EDL and the BNP. The police could aim the ray gun at the EDL and cause them to defecate themselves, this could cripple the far right and bring it to its knees, also this would give the police the excuse to make mass arrests for urinating and defecating in public, this could seriously reduce EDL numbers at demonstrations. This is another disturbing development in new and more subtle tactics used by the state.
