Yes the UAF will be counter protesting against the EDL in Manchester on the 25th, although they are protesting about an attack on white person that is being classed as racially motivated, we are going to turn up anyway, as the fascists could try to divide the community, which is already divided anyway, in order to increase the numbers on our demonstration we have decided to exhume Osama Bin Laden so we can count on the MDL supporting us.
Weyman Bennett and Martin Smith travelled to Pakistan last week, Bin Laden was not buried at sea, in fact he was buried near a cattle shed in the mountains above Pakistan, MDL members accompanied Smith and Bennett to act as translators. Special branch intercepted the group at Heathrow airport, but the two UAF stated that they were emigrating so the special branch officers allowed them to leave. When the group arrived at the scene of Bin Laden`s burial place, it was raining heavy and there was a storm, Bennett began digging the soil up with a shovel whilst Smith held the lantern, after half an hour they managed to open the coffin, Smith then harpooned Bin Laden with a large piece of metal, by chance lightning struck the metal and Bin Landed returned, The decaying corpse of Bin Laden then grabbed Bennett by the throat and started to strangle him, but Smith intervened and stated that they were Anti-British communists that wanted to help Bin Laden wage jihad on Britain, Bin Laden then agreed to the offer, stating that he had been set up for 9-11 by the CIA.
The group then returned to England, Bin Laden was stuffed into Guitar case, at Heathrow airport, a Nigerian who was working on the bag screening discovered Bin Laden, but Smith told him that it was chimpanzee meat inside the case being delivered to a halal butcher shop, Smith bribed the Nigerian with twenty pounds, so Bin Laden was allowed entrance to the UK.
Bin Laden is due to address the UAF rally in which he will stress the importance of using take away fast food shops as a means to wage jihad on the British population.
