One of the disturbing elements about Nazi and Fascist organisations is that they are Nazis and Fascists. Organisations like "coal miners on acid" and "campaign to hit asylum seekers over the head with a cricket bat" are mainly made up of middle class people like David Cameron and Barry Manilow. These people pay Nazi journalists money to print lies about trade unions and organisations like "disabled Pakistanis transvestites against racism" and "bus drivers against Nazi chimpanzees in Bristol zoo. Nick Griffin the leader of the British National party has been involved in various shady right wing organisations for a long time, and the security services monitor Griffin`s activities using a periscope hidden in his toilet cistern. Griffin is a hundred and sixty five year old Nazi Cyclops who beats old age pensioners up using a hammer and anvil that he robbed from an Anglo Saxon one and a half thousand years earlier using a tardis that he stole from the BBC during an atrocious remake of Doctor Who with Black daleks who deal crack cocaine in Bristol and cybermen who turned gay and married Black transvestites in Brazil. Here at Unite Against Fascism we communicate with the general public using special hand gestures such as raising our middle finger at them and hitting them over the head using a lump hammer that we have just robbed from a shop by digging a tunnel and pushing Matthew Collins through the gap so he can reach out and grab a hammer. We believe in defeating Fascism that is being organized by Baron Greenback who was in danger mouse from 1982 when teenagers and young adults used to walk around with Green Mohican punk hairstyles and wear leather jackets with studs in and doctor Marten`s boots and tight jeans and drink strong cider and sniff glue on street corners and listen to bands like Chaos U.K who sounded like they had put the guitars through a chainsaw. Unite Against Fascism is seriously concerned about Nick Griffin`s war on hedgehogs, Griffin frequently blasts the hedgehogs while drinking Lambrusco wine when he is walking around his farm with a pump action shotgun. Griffin is a Nazi and a Fascist who wants to kill people who disagree with his extremist views such as building the Egyptian pyramids on planet Mars and exterminating Pakistani midgets discovered hiding in Martin Smith`s basement. If you agree with our views then you can join us by sending a fifty pound cheque to Brighton smack heads association, which is a group of heroin addicts that loiter around Brighton injecting drugs in the local toilets.
