The leader of the far right Hungarian group "Jobbik" is due to speak in London today and we aim to stop them by attacking them in front of the police who will protect us in case the Nazis attempt to fight back and smash us. The group has called for Weyman Bennett to be castrated and then served up at the B.N.P annual Red White and Blue festival as "Bennett`s balls" where a number of European Fascists assemble around a dining table drinking specially preserved wine made from Mussolini`s urine that has been preserved in the town of Frascati near Rome.
Yobbik have been murdering thousands of people in Hungary and the Fascist media have been covering these terrible crimes up by digging a massive hole and throwing people down it. Morris Beckman a veteran "Anti Fascist" stated that he did not want Jobbik in London and that he was glad that the 43 Group had slashed up members of the Conservative party and members of the British Union of Fascists who were committing the terrible crime of marching down the street and complaining about unemployment for White Britons. The far right Jobbik are a major threat to public order and to prevent them from running riot we are going to attack them, we need to stop them dead in their tracks or else they will be skinning members of the Pakistani community and turning them into armchairs that they will then sell off to Sackleton`s for old age pensioners who have health problems due to the British Government not caring about them. Here at Unite Against Fascism we are concerned about "Women`s rights" in fact we believe that they should not have the right to anything, including the right to vote for Fascist parties like the B.N.P. We are also delighted to announce that the English Defence League have embraced diversity by sending Hel Gower to Slough to demonstrate against alcoholism by declaring a sober demonstration. Gower will be cuddling up to a Gorilla cuddly bear and claiming that the EDL will accept women who have engaged in casuals encounters with Pakistanis when they were desperate. Gower stated that any individual caught throwing bananas on the demonstration will be requested to leave immediately.
Written after being head butted by a Nazi and racist ten foot skinhead wearing 376 eyelet doctor Martin`s boots who grabbed hold of me in a cemetery while I was talking to Mark Duggan about Fascism and racism that was so long and boring that various nocturnal creatures fell asleep after telling me to shut up a dozen times.
One of the disturbing elements about Nazi and Fascist organisations is that they are Nazis and Fascists. Organisations like "coal miners on acid" and "campaign to hit asylum seekers over the head with a cricket bat" are mainly made up of middle class people like David Cameron and Barry Manilow. These people pay Nazi journalists money to print lies about trade unions and organisations like "disabled Pakistanis transvestites against racism" and "bus drivers against Nazi chimpanzees in Bristol zoo. Nick Griffin the leader of the British National party has been involved in various shady right wing organisations for a long time, and the security services monitor Griffin`s activities using a periscope hidden in his toilet cistern. Griffin is a hundred and sixty five year old Nazi Cyclops who beats old age pensioners up using a hammer and anvil that he robbed from an Anglo Saxon one and a half thousand years earlier using a tardis that he stole from the BBC during an atrocious remake of Doctor Who with Black daleks who deal crack cocaine in Bristol and cybermen who turned gay and married Black transvestites in Brazil. Here at Unite Against Fascism we communicate with the general public using special hand gestures such as raising our middle finger at them and hitting them over the head using a lump hammer that we have just robbed from a shop by digging a tunnel and pushing Matthew Collins through the gap so he can reach out and grab a hammer. We believe in defeating Fascism that is being organized by Baron Greenback who was in danger mouse from 1982 when teenagers and young adults used to walk around with Green Mohican punk hairstyles and wear leather jackets with studs in and doctor Marten`s boots and tight jeans and drink strong cider and sniff glue on street corners and listen to bands like Chaos U.K who sounded like they had put the guitars through a chainsaw. Unite Against Fascism is seriously concerned about Nick Griffin`s war on hedgehogs, Griffin frequently blasts the hedgehogs while drinking Lambrusco wine when he is walking around his farm with a pump action shotgun. Griffin is a Nazi and a Fascist who wants to kill people who disagree with his extremist views such as building the Egyptian pyramids on planet Mars and exterminating Pakistani midgets discovered hiding in Martin Smith`s basement. If you agree with our views then you can join us by sending a fifty pound cheque to Brighton smack heads association, which is a group of heroin addicts that loiter around Brighton injecting drugs in the local toilets.
Part 1 The Rise Of The Far Right Monster Raving Fascist Nasty Nazi Party.
Britain scapegoating immigrants makes sense as people like to blame their own problems on immigrants. A housing estate in Hull is allegedly being given away to immigrants who had just arrived via coach from Eastern Europe, and what we are starting to see is "polarisation" which means polar bears on the Antartic are going to evict people from their houses and move in and rent out spare rooms to asylum seekers. The idea of a "Fascist" is somebody who spends vast amounts of money on fashion and clothes and then parades down the street seig heiling ans shouting out "White power". There are particular groups who beat people up including female police officers, and Leon Trotsky who was part of a terror gang who used to smash buildings up and plant bombs, stated that when the middle classes go into crisis they rob small shop keepers and snatch purses from old ladies. The far right Monster Raving Fascist Party are rabid supporters of Adolf Hitler who kidnap university professors and dangle them off reservoirs until they denounce Communism but now the unions are now fighting back by turning worms into dragons and rich people into paupers. United Associated Assortment Of Circus Freaks will be protesting against the Monster Raving Fascist Party and their policies of Euro Fascism.
The far right have now decided to hide hobbits (see above photo) in their cupboards as extra security against street movements who are dedicated to defeating Fascism, but the far right attack communities using bazookas and hand grenades, they also attack working class people who have just come out of betting shop. Fascists always need forward activity and we have to stop them capitalising on this by drinking tea made from reindeer urine. Over the years we have learned a great deal from the Anti Nazi League and from Blair Peach who committed suicide in 1979 by banging his head repeatedly against police truncheons and officers steel toe cap boots. We also need to work with Peter Hain and the Labour party, so we can put out a propaganda message to make Nick Griffin cry, we will do this by telling members of the public not to vote Nazi or else we will put their names and addresses on the internet and say that they are holocaust deniers. We are against Fascism but we are not against Islamic extremism and we also blame the E.D.L for an incident after a group of Muslims went ice skating on the local canal and fell through the ice. In Walthamstow the E.D.L wet themselves and were chased away by a group of kids who had just come out of a local infant school, the hard men ran away after the infants physically confronted them. Sir Weyman Bennett who is Black White and Brown and Jewish and gay and straight stated that we need to isolate Fascists by kidnapping them and tying them to a pole. We did everything to demoralise the Fascist bombers who put a bomb outside a sewerage plant by applying ruthless techniques such as pulling their teeth out with a pair of pliers. We have also dealt with some bar tenders in London who were putting out anti Irish propaganda by serving "bloody Sunday" cocktails and potato famine stew.
When the U.A.F launched itself against the Fascists we faced them head on and told working class people that they were scum for voting the Nazis into power. What is of concern is having Fascist and racist groups that send shock waves through to parliament using a pneumatic drill outside number ten downing street. David Cameron is a Nazi and Angela Merkel is a Nazi and everybody is a Nazi and Bruce Forysyth`s pet Ferret is a Nazi.
We now have fertile ground in Martin Smith`s back garden that has been fertilised using Freddie Mercury`s sperm that he had frozen before he became permanently deceased. What is a major problem with a racist society is Enoch Powell`s rivers of blood speech, and Nick Griffin leader of the B.N.P has tried to emulate this success by putting his penis in a kitchen blender and then urinating into the river Thames and then photographing it and claiming that Enoch Powell`s prophecy had come true. When Nick Griffin`s mask was ripped away on question time using a pair of crabs pincers that were purchased from the supermarket in the out of date section, what we witnessed was a Nazi and Fascist and racist organisation being exposed to horrified members of the audience who were so horrified that they have been unable to stop saying the word Nazi ever since. The media play an important role in the growth of fascism. Michael Jackson who is charge of the media promotes the E.D.L as a normal organisation. Every time we meet the police in the toilets they claim that the E.D.L is a human rights organisation.
Fascists build on people`s fears using concrete and traditional building techniques that originate from when the Romans conquered Britain and a dodgy cement mixer that Nick Griffin bought off E bay. Golden Dawn is a Nazi and Fascist criminal organisation that want to use brutal force and destroy society and destroy unions. Hitler gassed the boy scouts because he was a nutter and a fruit cake who wanted to exhume Dick Turpin`s remains. Fascism is a product of Sainsburys supermarket that people can buy for just five pound on discount offer, and we aim to expose Fascists by pulling down their pants and humiliating them in public. One of the reasons why the Nazis increase their vote in elections is because they beat women up during" hanky panky" that as gone wrong. Anti Fascists have directly confronted the Fascists by hiding behind the police lines and shouting "Nazi" and " Fascist" at people who simply could not even give a damn about what we are saying. We hope to take our organisation into the future using a time machine that Martin Smith has built in his garden shed using a hammer and chisel and pieces of scrap metal taken off a junk yard.
Years ago Matthew Collins was Gerry Gable`s golden boy and Matty and Nick Lowles were prepared to go to prison together after being exposed as a pair of liars and frauds. Matty is notoriously unhygienic and the Pakistani landlord of Matty`s bedsit also rents the same room out to 3000 cockroaches that live alongside Matty in peace and tranquility and harmony, and as a gesture of friendship Matty leaves them some of his pizza when he has finished with it. Matty and his companions frequently party together while listening to the sex pistols, the cockroaches jump up and down doing the pogo to bodies by the sex pistols while Matty shakes and strangles Nick Lowles until he turns Blue.
Hope Not Hate is more than just a couple mates arguing over who`s going to buy the next bottle of White cider, it is an actual organisation although it is prone to bust ups due to Matty`s personal problems such as alcoholism and obesity which Matty can longer hide. Matty frequently insults people from behind his keyboard and ridicules 40 nationalists turning up somewhere to protest against Islamic extremists when Hope Not Hate can only assemble four "activists"per session that have to be warned six weeks in advance and then spend most of their time hiding around the corner just in case a group of "Nazis" appear and accuse Lowles of talking gibber and nonsense and telling lies that are so far fetched they would probably make pinnochio look like a total amateur. Matty is now suffering from depression due to David Cameron`s proposed porn block, because Matty spends most of his time trawling the internet in search of a cheap thrill. Of course Matty is already pulling his pants down this week at the thought of of hundreds of rampaging Blacks rioting over the verdict of lawful killing of plastic gangster Mark Duggan. Lowles and Matty will be super glued to their screens this weekend waiting for news of a violent confrontation with the police over the Duggan death. Any reports of any disorder will send Matty and Nick jumping for joy that Saint Duggan has finally been avenged.
When he is not trawling the internet Matty likes to breakdown culture barriers by paying Black male escorts to spend time with him in his bedsit where Matty talks rubbish till their ears drop off and crawl away to hide in the cupboard to avoid Matty`s dribble about fascists and Nazis. Lowles is a total complete waste of space and a coward and spends his days shoveling excrement out of Matty`s closet toilet due to the system being unable cope with Matty`s excessive bowel eruptions that make an erupting volcano appear silent.
Matty and Nick conjure up stories about the B.N.P being involved in murder plots and assassinations plots which almost portrays an impression that the B.N.P have spies and assassins on every street corner in the country. Lowles likes to make the "far right" appear menacing by telling horror stories about seig heiling tele tubbies at children`s parties and Nazis on steroids beating up Pakistanis and setting fire to their shops, in which the owner conveniently receives a massive lump sum of insurance by a bent Pakistani solicitor. Matty is frequently seen on pub crawls on his hands and knees attempting to order a pint a beer from foreign bar tenders who short change people at every opportunity, which Matty defends to the hilt.
Matthew Collins (see main photo) and other left wing degenerates have now decided to turn their attention to the human rights movement. Matty has been "in touch" with Peter Tatchell who claims to be a "humanitarian" who obtains cheap flights to Africa as part of his campaign against "homophobia" Tatchell is "famous" from when he visited Russia and received a "fisting" but this time it was not the fisting that Tatchell was accustomed to, and the fisting was in Tatchell`s face. Tatchell and his associates returned to Britain where they complained to the national media and various other people stupid enough to listen to them about being beaten up by thugs and ejected from Russia. Peter Tatchell is a member of P.I.E which stands for "paedophile information exchange" which wants the age of consent lowering to thirteen (and that`s just for a start) Tatchell is also against the British National Party (no surprises there) and the English Defence League. In 2011 Tatchell joined a Unite Against Fascism protest in an attempt at using Muslims in his lowering the age of consent to thirteen, but the Muslims turned on Tatchell claiming that he was not campaigning to have the age lowered enough. Tatchell also bought drugs off a Pakistani drug dealer using counterfeit notes with Freddie Mercury`s head replacing the queen, but the Pakistanis did not realise until days later when they were counting the notes at a halal butchers in brick lane, the butcher had a seizure when he viewed the notes.
Matthew Collins was of course loitering in the background as per usual taking photographs of people which he sells on fetish sites along with Jeffery Dahmer memorabilia. Matty has now joined the human rights claiming to be concerned about global issues such as holocaust denial and the rise of the far right, who are after Matty for selling out and taking money from special branch and "bent coppers" who were using Matty as a "piggy ride" into the far right. Matty is now using all the people he can get with the sole intention of obtaining money from them, which includes "leaning" on them and any other tactic possible which includes blackmail, extortion, kidnapping, and putting a viper snake in the intended victim`s underpants in a wardrobe when on an all expenses paid vacation to Northern Cyprus where Matty boasts of his Luton Irish connections, the same as Tommy Robinson`s Luton migs football firm which is a combination of Blacks and Irish who have been barred from all the local pubs after fighting with each other over who settled in Luton first.
While Matty was in Australia playing the victim role who escaped the clutches of the far right, he decided to move in with the aboriginal community, and to cut a very long drawn out story short that would probably bore the pants off people, they ran out of Fosters lager and Matty refused to buy another crate as he had already purchased 50 crates that the Aboriginals had already drank. Refusing to buy the next crate of beer in native Australian culture is extremely offensive in fact it is so offensive that a native Australian will commit first degree homicide with a hatchet while screaming for more beer, and then get a White left wing solicitor to get them acquitted on the basis of provocation that he is from a poor deprived area that was robbed from him by evil White colonialists that just happen to stumble across Australia during a day trip with a group of convicts from Limerick who were caught "borrowing" a loaf of bread. The ship ran into serious problems when it ran out of alcohol and had to stay in Australia. The locals were so over joyed at seeing other people from around the globe that they put on a banquet for the visitors using fried kangaroos and fellow tribesmen that they had just had an argument with five minutes earlier.
Meanwhile Matty then decided that he had to scarper very quickly or else he would be being spit roasted for the next six months in the Australian desert that makes up part of an Aboriginal`s main diet. On a more positive note Matty lost some weight due to the extreme heat in the Australian desert. This was a massive cultural shock for Matty who is used to loitering in the filthy back streets of Soho searching for magazines imported from Thailand.
Over the last few years we have been working to stretch the B.N.P out to their limits by using a traditional torture device called "the rack" that Matthew Collins has in his basement. We have also been putting financial pressure on the B.N.P by phoning them up and claiming to be a Turkish drug dealer that Nick Griffin owes money to. We have also been putting pressure on the B.N.P physically by getting Matty to sit on them and turn up at the B.N.P headquarters in a Black leather jacket with leather gloves on with a number of Black Brixton thugs that he has hired for ten quid around the corner five minutes previously.
Here at Hope Not Hate we do not take any pleasure in people`s pain apart from putting cushions filled with nails for people to sit on, and spiking their food with rotting meat salvaged from the refuse collection of a Chinese takeaway. Our work is making a massive difference to the B.N.P honestly it is!, and what we need are donations (you knew that was coming) so Matty can stock up on special brew lager and so I can go on holiday to the Bahamas again. Every penny of your donation counts and we will even send you a post card from the Bahamas while we our spending your money. We can now offer a Hope Not Hate personalised insignia service using traditional environmentally friendly techniques which consists of Matty tattooing your forehead with a compass and a jar of ink and carving the words "Fascists fuck off" and "I `ve got A.I.D.S". Matty is currently ill after a tin of special brew exploded in his face. Matty will be returning to "work" after he has filed for a ten thousand pound legal claim damages against Carlsberg. As an organisation we (Hope Not Hate) can longer associate ourselves with Unite Against Fascism after Matty fell out of the window with Weyman Bennett after having a few too many festive drinks on new years eve. which resulted in an earthquake registering at 7.9 on the Richter scale, So we have now been issued a bill by the local council for damages, and Bennett is refusing to contribute. Thanks to all the people who have sent donations to us and we look forward to receiving more money from you, or else you will receive a visit from Matty at your front door with a bomb gift wrapped as a present with the message "telegram from Mongo" which will then explode two minutes later.
During the 1960`s a dangerous militant organisation emerged in America called the Black panthers. The movement directly challenged the American Government. The Panthers claimed that Black people were being murdered by White people, but in reality they were killing each other over gang rivalry and drug deals that had gone badly wrong. Coonanger devised a plot in which the panthers could be used against the C.I.A who were a direct threat to Coonanger`s drugs trade. Coonanger arranged a "brothers" meeting in Harlem in order to recruit thugs for militant action. At the same time Coonanger was using a different tactic by recruiting White liberals by posing as a human rights activist. A number of White liberals fell for Coonanger`s lies and started to wear frizzy Afro wigs (see photo below) in order to express solidarity with the "repressed" Afro American community. Coonanger was in absolute hysterics when White people were turning up at demonstrations to support the Black panthers.
Coonanger talked about Black genocide and that Black people had to protect themselves. One day disaster struck when a top organiser for the Black panthers received a prison sentence for an armed robbery on an ice cream van. Eventually the Black panthers movement collapsed due to Coonanger pumping too much drugs into the Afro American community. This action was later blamed on the C.I.A but it was in fact Coonanger who was responsible. While all this was happening Coonager was sat in his office with a canister of laughing gas that he had become addicted to. As a result of Coonanger`s activities numerous incidents of racial violence erupted after Coonanger had been posting excrement through Black people`s letter boxes and writing KKK on their doors.
Here at the Antifaschista we are concerned about ground breaking political issues such as unemployment and the global financial crisis that is being manufactured by the very same people who staged the 9/11 terror attacks and collected eighty million pounds in insurance from the incident. What we are about to lift the lid off is so sickening that we can no longer keep it a secret. Unite Against Fascism which claims to be an organisation against racism is actually a fake organisation that is a front for an international organisation set up by doctor Coonanger (see main photo) who starred in live and let die in 1973 as part of the James Bond series.
Weyman Bennett (see above photo) the leader of the U.A.F has been staging false flag racial attacks in London at the orders of coonanger in order to inflict global guilt on the White population. Now a national revolt has started against Bennett and coonanger for poisoning the minds of young White people. The movement will be putting out a direct message to Bennett and coonanger that British people are not prepared to tolerate their Communist propaganda any more. Conanger has also been paying the police vast sums of money to beat White people up at demonstrations. If Bennett thinks that he can use Coonanger`s thugs to beat White people into submission then he has another thing coming. Coonanger has also infiltrated the royal mail and has been paying postal workers money to throw B.N.P leaflets in the canal during election time. A group of B.N.P members went to the local post office depot to complain about the leaflets and were greeted by the manager who was overweight and balding and had the remainder of his hair bleached, he also wore distinctive pink earrings. The manager said that he would launch an immediate investigation into the complaint but nothing ever surfaced. no doubt he was one of coonanger`s agents who was being paid to sabotage Britain.
