The Scottish Defence were met yesterday by counter protesters from Unite Against Fascism in Dundee town centre. The U.A.F assembled a giant inflatable sheep to represent the Scottish rural community. A U.A.F spokesperson with a middle class English accent stated that the U.A.F represented normal ordinary people in Scotland and that the demonstration contained local farmers dressed in wellington boots and kilts who had brought along their Aberdeen angus cattle who also supported Unite Against Fascism. Weyman Bennett stated that he was looking forward to eating them after the demonstration and consuming traditional Scottish haggis made out of Martin Smith`s testicles. Weyman Bennett said that he was very pleased that local people had come out again to oppose the Nazis who were dressed in jack boots and trench coats. Bennett posed for photographs and signed his autograph to dozens of his supporters who had traveled all over the British Isles to support him. Weyman also has a number of celebrity aqcuaintances including veteran Anti Nazi League supporter and manic depressive Billy Oddy and serial womaniser Bruce Forsyth who had now had to cancel a number of appearances due to running out of amphetamine sulphite.
Bruce Forsyth in urgent need of some amphetamine
