The Che Guevara bar in Bradford is now hosting Marxist discos on Friday and Saturday nights. There will be a promotional offer on drinks and free entrance for people dressed in Che Guevara costumes. The club believes in free speech and human rights, but also has a no platform for fascists policy and anyone who disagrees with the club`s policies will be taken down into the basement where there is a fully equipped torture chamber. They will then be tortured with electrodes and then put in the back of the van and driven up to the moors and discarded in a ditch. The club will also be serving bottles of sulphuric acid to throw at political opponents.
George Galloway recently attended the club and danced to records by the clash and the manic street preachers, George said that the club was a move in the right direction and could convert ordinary members of the public into Communists. Dave Jones a political activist from Todmorden stated that if it was acceptable to have a bar dedicated to a Communist terrorist then it should acceptable to have a bar paying homage to Adolf Hitler. Jones is now in discussion with Barclay`s bank about setting up a Nazi themed club with images of Hitler on the windows and a crematorium in the kitchen where Jones is planning to dispose of local Labour party activists after he has removed parts of the flesh to sell to tescos supermarket as horse meat.
