Supporters of Glasgow celtic have now founded an appreciation society in Halifax town centre aimed at providing a safe house for members of the republican community in West Yorkshire. A number of anti fascists now regularly assemble in Halifax town centre and provide free drinks for selected members of the community. Halifax has a massive history of fighting Fascism and members of the republican community would regularly leave their house lights on during second world war bombardments in order to alert German fighter pilots. A number of German refugees have now settled in Boothtown Halifax where they have merged with members of Labour party from Halifax and members of the Hebden Bridge appreciation society for Palestinian terrorists.
Alice Mahon a former Labour MP who attended a number of conferences in Palestine in order to plea to wealthy residents in Calderdale for funding stated that she was delighted that Halifax could be a focal point for members of minority groups including Pakistani heroin dealers and members of the anti British labour party. The group is now holding regular meetings at the Halifax Irish club near Halifax town centre. A number of local residents have now complained to the local council about having to avoid bricks being thrown through their windows at 2 A.M in the morning. Halifax council said that it was delighted that the town was now celebrating diversity by injecting heroin and being hit over the head by gangs of Pakistanis armed with iron bars and bricks. Alice Mahon a former grooming victim that had secretly married a Pakistani is now holding meetings for famished members of the republican community on hunger strike that have dug a tunnel through to Mcdonalds near Halifax library.
Micky Colvin a local bar owner who used to run the Santa Fe bar at the bottom of Gibbet Street (see above photo) from Hopwood lane Halifax stated that the republican community had a long history of forging links with members of the Pakistani community. Colvin`s previous business venture went into liquidation when he received a fractured skull by a Jamacian Yardie brandishing a table leg. The pub later burned down by a foolish rastafarian that accidentally set fire to his own dreadlocks. Alice Mahon also stated that she enjoyed wearing traditional Muslim garments and used to attend parties hosted by Christa Ackroyd (who is a staunch left winger and Anti B.N.P fanatic) and former television host Richard Whitley. Whitley was a staunch Yorkshire patriot and stated that Southerners had no place in Yorkshire and should be repatriated to South of Yorkshire. Whitley also suggested that Southerners should be forced to endure weekends at Scarborough and be made to eat bread and dripping and drink Yorkshire bitter manufactured from Sheffield sewage works until they vomited.
A number of I.R.A suporters have been actively involved in crime in order to fund the I.R.A directly, Rory O Neil from Dyer lane Wheatley is a typical I.R.A supporter with a number of convictions for burglary and shop lifting, O Neil expresses his support blatantly for the I.R.A after a few pints of Guiness and a bit of shop lifting from pound stretcher`s, O Neil`s dad is a builder and has connections with the I.R.A, he can be frequently seen working long hours on building residential properties with a pneumatic drill and a scruffy donkey jacket while singing Irish rebel songs. Rory`s brother is now famously known as "Tony O Magic" where he is rated as one of Britain`s best illusionists. Tony performed at the Halifax Victoria theatre where he made Cass Pennant turn white, and made a number of I.R.A terrorists disappear and resurface at Alcoholics anonymous at Hopwood lane Halifax, but as yet Tony has been unable perform the art of making people disappear at his shows, although he has been practicing the trick, hopefully once Tony masters the technique his brother Rory will be the first person that he manages to make disappear "into thin air" permanently, meanwhile ST Patrick`s day was a major success and was celebrated by the republican community who put on a buffet for themselves of bread and dripping and poitin which had been distilled near a nuclear power station and had some strange and bizarre effects on the revelers (see photo below) and alcoholics who had gathered to pay homage to ST Patrick.
