ANTI FASCIST RESPONSE TO THE TOMMY ROBINSON BROADCAST

Comrades you may be aware that a 60 minute programme was screened on channel 4 called "proud and prejudiced" which showed a Muslim extremist group who were previously called "Muslims against crusaders" many of us in the political left spectrum are absolutely devastated that "we" were not shown in the documentary, Weyman Bennett has threatened to throw himself off the Clifton suspension bridge near the Avon gorge, unless channel 4 repent for their sins.  Robinson was filmed throwing rocks at a police car, this is terrible immoral behaviour, but us Anti fascists have thrown missiles at the police including petrol bombs and a "fire extinguisher" but the difference being that it was for a legitimate cause, where Robinson`s cause is not legitimate.  Unite against fascism were not approached by channel 4 in regards to the making of the documentary.

                                                                          AMNESTY TO THE EDL

We are now offering an amnesty to the E.D.L, they have five days in which to convert to communism or else they will never be forgiven.

                                                  COMMIES TRY TO GET CANAL BARGE ATTACKED.

A barge was spotted near London displaying an English Defence League flag, soon after a photo of the barge appeared on indymedia, also the details of the barge and it`s location were posted, no doubt with the intention of harassing the barge owner, or possibly some Anti fascists could attack the barge.  This proves that Anti fascists are always up for some militant action. here`s the link

http://www.indymedia.org.uk/2012/02/492882.html

C.I.A ARE DEVELOPING A NEW ULTRASONIC RAY IN ORDER TO COMBAT FAR RIGHT EXTREMISM IN BRITAIN

Reports are coming through that the British Government are now working with the C.I.A in order to combat the far right in Britain.  The C.I.A are notorious for experimenting with ultra sonic rays and drugs in order to develop new techniques in warfare and psychological warfare in particular.

 A bizarre report has emerged from South Devon in which a local man had been out enjoying local cider.  The man was walking home when he passed a car containing four men in suits with American accents, the men appeared to aim a" ray gun" at the man, immediately the man defecated himself.  The same happened two weeks later in the same vicinity, another man immediately had to go to the toilet in a passageway, at the same time another local walked past at 3.am in the morning and told the man not worry about the embarrassing situation as the same had happened to him on numerous occasions, unfortunately the man with the bowel problem fell into the excrement and had to phone a local friend to collect him.

It is now believed that the ultrasonic ray is being tested out on the general public in order to master the techniques before using the ray gun out on the EDL and the BNP.  The police could aim the ray gun at the EDL and cause them to defecate themselves, this could cripple the far right and bring it to its knees, also this would give the police the excuse to make mass arrests for urinating and defecating in public, this could seriously reduce EDL numbers at demonstrations.  This is another disturbing development in new and more subtle tactics used by the state.

                                                  COMRADES IN MALTA MOURN THE LOSS OF TREES.

Recently comrades in Malta decided to make cardboard tombstones in commemoration of some trees being cut down.  Malta has numerous problems including immigration, serious crime and heroin addiction, decreased currency due to entering the EU, and loss of cultural identity due to the construction industry building grotesque modern buildings all over the Maltese isles.  Here at movement graffiti we decided to prove what a complete waste a space we are by tackling Malta`s problems by laying down cardboard tombstones in commemoration of those brilliant accident shock absorbers that kill people every year, trees

Here at movement graffiti we also campaign for immigrants to actively take over Malta.  We hold rallies where about ten people turn up, we also ignore the fact that probably half the crime in Malta is immigrant/foreign related such as Somalis who violently attack and rob people in Malta.  We also demand that Maltese people should pay for these immigrants.  Mass rally in Valletta of moviment graffiti pictured below.

http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20120227/local/tombstones-for-the-trees.408705

                                                       UAF CONFERENCE A MASSIVE SUCCESS

Thousands of UAF supporters attended a conference in London.  Martin Smith set out an agenda for 2012 in which the UAF would drive Fascism off the streets of Britain.  Martin stated that the UAF had pushed the EDL back and prevented them from further recruitment.  Films were shown to the UAF supporters and footage of the Nazi holocaust was shown.  Some members started crying and a few vomited and one member attempted to commit suicide by hanging himself, other UAF members engaged in self mutilation with razor blades.  Anti Nazi league banners were displayed and former A.N.L member serial killer Dennis Neilson (real name Moksheim) sent his regards to the U.A.F.  We also exhumed former A.N.L member Blair Peach for the conference in order to emphasise the dangers of police brutality.  Weyman Bennett addressed the audience by repeating the words "Fascist" "Hitler" "Holocaust" "Nazi" and "racist" a thousand times.  Blair Peach pictured below, stated that 2012 would be a massive year for the UAF.

 Martin Smith also stated that the UAF had successfully recruited football fans by handing out leaflets, fifty leaflets were ripped up and one UAF member was punched in the face when they leafleted a Burnley football match.  So the UAF will continue to "smash" fascism off the streets.

                                                         HEYWOOD TAKE AWAY FIRE, THE TRUTH

                                                   

Rumours are circulating on the internet that the 300 ultra right activists and locals have launched an arson attack on a Muslim take away that is the centre of the grooming trial in Liverpool.  We need all anti fascist activists to travel to Heywood and display communist banners to the local community in order to reduce racial tension.  We will also be distributing a leaflet that will be telling the truth about how the take away fire started after the owner attempted to fry rats as part of a new recipe called "ratos de coches", which is a rat that has been run over by a car and then beaten up with a baseball bat and then put into a frying pan, unfortunately the owner was too busy "talking" to some local white teenage girls and had forgot that the rat was in the pan, it was this that started the fire.


The aggression was not right wing activists, and this is how malicious rumours start.  We need commie activists in the area to display banners that promote communism in order to quell racial tension.

                                                              POLICE TARGET DOG OWNERS

The police are set to tackle serious organised crime in America.  There are certain inner city ghettos that need to have law and order imposed on them.  The police have decided not to launch any more drug raids or homicide investigations, but the police are going to tackle the worst type of criminal on the planet, which is dog owners.  Everyday dog owners allow their dogs to defecate on public pavements and highways throughout the world.


Recently a piece of dog excrement was discovered on a pavement in Atlanta, the area was cordoned off immediately and a nearby homicide investigation was postponed.  The dog excrement was removed and sent to a forensic laboratory for examination.  The serious crimes unit deployed a number of plain clothes detectives into the area to catch those responsible.  One dog owner noticed two men picking up pieces of dog excrement and putting it in plastic bags, when the owner questioned the men about their activity, they threatened to arrest the dog owner and stated that they were detectives.

Schultz hackenburger was out walking with his daschund when the dog urinated on a street corner for about three seconds, schultz the pulled the dog away.  Five minutes later armed police stopped schultz and arrested his dog.  The family pet was then taken to the police station for questioning.  Schultz quickly organised a protest at the local police station, where eight dog owners protested.  The police then came out of the station and attacked the protesters with pepper spray and batons.  One dog owner expired after being hit twenty times over the head, a police coroner carried out an autopsy and declared that the dog owner died of "natural" causes.  The "independent" police complaints commission stated that the police acted within the law and that there would be no action taken.  Barack Obama stated that he supported the new clause and was considering setting up a national dog DNA database where all dog owners who refused to take their dogs for DNA testing and registration would face possible prison sentences.