Friday, 12 July 2013

NEXT JAMES BOND WILL BE BLACK


A new James Bond 007 movie is currently being filmed in which James Bond is Black.  Daniel Craig who was the previous Bond stated that the decision was of no surprise and it had been previously discussed.  Craig stated that he had exhausted the role of Bond and it now had become boring and repetitive.  The film company has now decided to have a Black James Bond in order to increase cinema attendance figures.  One actor who is set to star in the new film stated that the 007 movies were out of date and no longer representative of modern Britain, and that the typical "English character" played by previous actors was in urgent need of updating.  The filming has already started and features locations such as Brixton, Bristol, Birmingham and Moss Side in Manchester.  Down town Trinidad will also feature in the movie, but the film company has had to pay out thousands of pounds in protection money to local Yardies to "protect" them from criminal gangs.  At first the film company refused to pay out the money, but they were advised that if they did not pay out the money then the actors starring in the film would accidentally trip and fall into a barrels of acid and disappear permanently.