Portsmouth Nazi watch is an organisation dedicated to combating Nazism in the portsmouth area, unfortunately there are no actual Nazis in the portsmouth area so we have decided to persecute flag waving English patriots.
PORTSMOUTH NAZI WATCH IS A STREET ACTIVE MOVEMENT
Members of Portsmouth Nazi watch demonstrated outside the local swimming pool where a suspected EDL supporter was employed, we demanded that the man be sacked from his job. We were also joined by comrade Weyman Bennett who staged a rooftop protest, the building had to be evacuated through fear that the roof could possibly collapse, in all it was a constructive day and the swimming pool lost a days takings.
THE ENVIRONMENT
We support the environment and have staged a number of protests, and comrade Bennett chained himself to some trees that were due to be cut down, however Bennett was attacked by a group of Nazi squirrels that carried out a vicious attack, the demonstration finished when a rabid pipistrelle bat that had flown across the English channel bit Weyman. Portsmouth Nazi watch members also blocked a group of council workers who were attempting to remove deadly night shade berries. We also believe in mink liberation, we believe that mink should be liberated from mink farms and allowed to run around attacking ground nesting birds.
IMMIGRATION
We believe in no borders and that as many immigrants as possible should be allowed to arrive in the UK, not only that we believe people should house immigrants and pay them their wages.
EDUCATION
We believe that all school pupils from the age of thirteen should be tested for right wing views, if this is proved then they should be prevented from studying all science subjects as people with fascist tendencies could attempt to learn genetic engineering and then attempt to recreate Adolf Hitler from cloned Hitler DNA from a petri dish, even more terrifying is that right wing scientists could attempt to hybridise Hitler with a dangerous animal such as a panther or a lion, or possibly a mountain goat or even worse a sheep
So there we have a basic introduction to Portsmouth Nazi watch.
