While Matty was in Australia playing the victim role who escaped the clutches of the far right, he decided to move in with the aboriginal community, and to cut a very long drawn out story short that would probably bore the pants off people, they ran out of Fosters lager and Matty refused to buy another crate as he had already purchased 50 crates that the Aboriginals had already drank. Refusing to buy the next crate of beer in native Australian culture is extremely offensive in fact it is so offensive that a native Australian will commit first degree homicide with a hatchet while screaming for more beer, and then get a White left wing solicitor to get them acquitted on the basis of provocation that he is from a poor deprived area that was robbed from him by evil White colonialists that just happen to stumble across Australia during a day trip with a group of convicts from Limerick who were caught "borrowing" a loaf of bread. The ship ran into serious problems when it ran out of alcohol and had to stay in Australia. The locals were so over joyed at seeing other people from around the globe that they put on a banquet for the visitors using fried kangaroos and fellow tribesmen that they had just had an argument with five minutes earlier.
Meanwhile Matty then decided that he had to scarper very quickly or else he would be being spit roasted for the next six months in the Australian desert that makes up part of an Aboriginal`s main diet. On a more positive note Matty lost some weight due to the extreme heat in the Australian desert. This was a massive cultural shock for Matty who is used to loitering in the filthy back streets of Soho searching for magazines imported from Thailand.
Over the last few years we have been working to stretch the B.N.P out to their limits by using a traditional torture device called "the rack" that Matthew Collins has in his basement. We have also been putting financial pressure on the B.N.P by phoning them up and claiming to be a Turkish drug dealer that Nick Griffin owes money to. We have also been putting pressure on the B.N.P physically by getting Matty to sit on them and turn up at the B.N.P headquarters in a Black leather jacket with leather gloves on with a number of Black Brixton thugs that he has hired for ten quid around the corner five minutes previously.
Here at Hope Not Hate we do not take any pleasure in people`s pain apart from putting cushions filled with nails for people to sit on, and spiking their food with rotting meat salvaged from the refuse collection of a Chinese takeaway. Our work is making a massive difference to the B.N.P honestly it is!, and what we need are donations (you knew that was coming) so Matty can stock up on special brew lager and so I can go on holiday to the Bahamas again. Every penny of your donation counts and we will even send you a post card from the Bahamas while we our spending your money. We can now offer a Hope Not Hate personalised insignia service using traditional environmentally friendly techniques which consists of Matty tattooing your forehead with a compass and a jar of ink and carving the words "Fascists fuck off" and "I `ve got A.I.D.S". Matty is currently ill after a tin of special brew exploded in his face. Matty will be returning to "work" after he has filed for a ten thousand pound legal claim damages against Carlsberg. As an organisation we (Hope Not Hate) can longer associate ourselves with Unite Against Fascism after Matty fell out of the window with Weyman Bennett after having a few too many festive drinks on new years eve. which resulted in an earthquake registering at 7.9 on the Richter scale, So we have now been issued a bill by the local council for damages, and Bennett is refusing to contribute. Thanks to all the people who have sent donations to us and we look forward to receiving more money from you, or else you will receive a visit from Matty at your front door with a bomb gift wrapped as a present with the message "telegram from Mongo" which will then explode two minutes later.
During the 1960`s a dangerous militant organisation emerged in America called the Black panthers. The movement directly challenged the American Government. The Panthers claimed that Black people were being murdered by White people, but in reality they were killing each other over gang rivalry and drug deals that had gone badly wrong. Coonanger devised a plot in which the panthers could be used against the C.I.A who were a direct threat to Coonanger`s drugs trade. Coonanger arranged a "brothers" meeting in Harlem in order to recruit thugs for militant action. At the same time Coonanger was using a different tactic by recruiting White liberals by posing as a human rights activist. A number of White liberals fell for Coonanger`s lies and started to wear frizzy Afro wigs (see photo below) in order to express solidarity with the "repressed" Afro American community. Coonanger was in absolute hysterics when White people were turning up at demonstrations to support the Black panthers.
Coonanger talked about Black genocide and that Black people had to protect themselves. One day disaster struck when a top organiser for the Black panthers received a prison sentence for an armed robbery on an ice cream van. Eventually the Black panthers movement collapsed due to Coonanger pumping too much drugs into the Afro American community. This action was later blamed on the C.I.A but it was in fact Coonanger who was responsible. While all this was happening Coonager was sat in his office with a canister of laughing gas that he had become addicted to. As a result of Coonanger`s activities numerous incidents of racial violence erupted after Coonanger had been posting excrement through Black people`s letter boxes and writing KKK on their doors.
Here at the Antifaschista we are concerned about ground breaking political issues such as unemployment and the global financial crisis that is being manufactured by the very same people who staged the 9/11 terror attacks and collected eighty million pounds in insurance from the incident. What we are about to lift the lid off is so sickening that we can no longer keep it a secret. Unite Against Fascism which claims to be an organisation against racism is actually a fake organisation that is a front for an international organisation set up by doctor Coonanger (see main photo) who starred in live and let die in 1973 as part of the James Bond series.
Weyman Bennett (see above photo) the leader of the U.A.F has been staging false flag racial attacks in London at the orders of coonanger in order to inflict global guilt on the White population. Now a national revolt has started against Bennett and coonanger for poisoning the minds of young White people. The movement will be putting out a direct message to Bennett and coonanger that British people are not prepared to tolerate their Communist propaganda any more. Conanger has also been paying the police vast sums of money to beat White people up at demonstrations. If Bennett thinks that he can use Coonanger`s thugs to beat White people into submission then he has another thing coming. Coonanger has also infiltrated the royal mail and has been paying postal workers money to throw B.N.P leaflets in the canal during election time. A group of B.N.P members went to the local post office depot to complain about the leaflets and were greeted by the manager who was overweight and balding and had the remainder of his hair bleached, he also wore distinctive pink earrings. The manager said that he would launch an immediate investigation into the complaint but nothing ever surfaced. no doubt he was one of coonanger`s agents who was being paid to sabotage Britain.
