Tuesday, 19 November 2013
Report on Shotton U.A.F Demonstration
A thousand people turned up to support the U.A.F in Shotton on Saturday 9th of November. Dozens of miners from North East England arrived in traditional miner`s clothes and many were displaying placards saying "build more mosques" and "Islam is a religion of peace". Weyman Bennett appeared dressed in miner`s clothes with coal dust rubbed on his face in order to show solidarity with the mining community. One U.A.F supporter with dreadlocks stated that it was a disgrace that the E.D.L had assembled to oppose the mosque. One local miner stated that he welcomed the new mosque and was looking forward to more Muslim immigrants moving into the area and seeing White people become a minority.
Weyman Bennett delivered a speech stating that former North East resident Brian Clough who supported the Anti Nazi League would be proud of everybody today. Brian was a devout Socialist despite being on a massive salary of thousands of pounds when he was England coach. Bennett apologised on behalf of Brian stating that he could not attend the demonstration as he was not fit to travel and was busy helping a compost heap grow fungi and other specimens. Matthew Collins stated that the far right had no support in the area. Collins was previously sent on a job placement scheme to a colliery but was unable to fit in the mine shaft and that the job was too much hard work.
Saturday, 2 November 2013
Casuals United Flee in Terror From Antifa And Escape Through A Pub Window.
E.D.L news has recently published a story about Casuals United running away from Antifa in Brighton, while this has been verified we feel it is necessary to add some additional facts. Around Ten casuals had assembled in a pub in Brighton before a St George`s day parade that the U.A.F and Antifa had condemned as being Nazi and Fascist and in support of Hitler. Ten Casuals were spotted by a massive mob of Antifa who then preceded to chase the group through the pub. The Casuals scarpered to the pub toilets but were beaten back by a pungent stench from where Weyman Bennett had off loaded some faeces the previous night after a curry and a couple of bottles of wine. Jeff Marsh the leader of Casuals United ran into the pub kitchen and punched the chef in the face and then confiscated a chef`s outfit, Marsh then ran to Brighton train station dressed as a chef and boarded an immediate train back to Cardiff. By now the Casuals were seriously concerned for their safety as fleas and other parasitic vermin were jumping onto other people in the pub. People were screaming in terror about the amount of blue bottle flies that had accompanied Antifa into the pub. The Casuals put their scarves over their mouths and ran through the pub and escaped through a small window (see photo). Inside the toilets one Antifa supporter noticed what he thought was a venomous viper snake, so he alerted the authorities. The pub was cordoned off until a local vet arrived. It later turned out that the so called viper was a piece of dried banana skin that had coiled up.
Civil Liberties under attack again by Britain`s P.C Brigade
A shopper at ASDA supermarket in Cambridge England has been barred from the store for wearing a Nazi uniform. The shopper was conducting himself in a perfectly well behaved manner when a shopper of Jewish origin launched an unprovoked verbal assault on the man. The staff at the store have now barred the man from the supermarket. The police are also investigating the incident, even though no criminal offence has been committed. This is an absolute disgrace that people can`t go shopping in ASDA`s dressed in Nazi uniforms without being harassed by the brain washed left wing P.C Brigade.
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