E.D.L news has recently published a story about Casuals United running away from Antifa in Brighton, while this has been verified we feel it is necessary to add some additional facts. Around Ten casuals had assembled in a pub in Brighton before a St George`s day parade that the U.A.F and Antifa had condemned as being Nazi and Fascist and in support of Hitler. Ten Casuals were spotted by a massive mob of Antifa who then preceded to chase the group through the pub. The Casuals scarpered to the pub toilets but were beaten back by a pungent stench from where Weyman Bennett had off loaded some faeces the previous night after a curry and a couple of bottles of wine. Jeff Marsh the leader of Casuals United ran into the pub kitchen and punched the chef in the face and then confiscated a chef`s outfit, Marsh then ran to Brighton train station dressed as a chef and boarded an immediate train back to Cardiff. By now the Casuals were seriously concerned for their safety as fleas and other parasitic vermin were jumping onto other people in the pub. People were screaming in terror about the amount of blue bottle flies that had accompanied Antifa into the pub. The Casuals put their scarves over their mouths and ran through the pub and escaped through a small window (see photo). Inside the toilets one Antifa supporter noticed what he thought was a venomous viper snake, so he alerted the authorities. The pub was cordoned off until a local vet arrived. It later turned out that the so called viper was a piece of dried banana skin that had coiled up.
