Pakistan has announced the launch of a nineteen million pound Bin Laden theme park. The location is in the same town where Bin Laden was in hiding and watching pornographic films, whilst planning multiple terror attacks around the globe. Tourist officials stated that this could boost Pakistan`s "economy", and put the country on the map of global tourism. The theme park will have a halal burger king and halal Kentucky fried chicken. The rides will include a log floom that travels through water containing crocodiles and snakes. The pirate ship will feature an adventure in which real life Somalian pirates board the galleon and rob the tourists of jewellery and valuables. Tourists will be forced to wear Islamic garments or face being executed immediately. Exploding wheel chairs will also be available for disabled clients.
There will be numerous activities including firing guns at exploding plastic ducks, and bottles of sulphuric acid will also be on sale, in case of potential domestic disputes. A magician will also be employed at the venue in a Bin Laden costume who will make people disappear permanently as well as saw members of the audience in half. There will also be large screen video games available in which the contestor can either get to play Bin Laden or the deceased navy seals team who were conveniently eradicated shortly after assassinating Bin Laden. Both the F.B.I and the C.I.A stated that they would have undercover agents inside the theme park to monitor it.
