THE POLICE DEMAND CAMERAS IN ALL LAVATORIES
The police have put forward a proposal to have all lavatories private or public to be equipped with CCTV, anyone who defies this could face a prison sentence. The police have stated that the move is necessary in order combat terrorism, there is a real possibility that the far right could attempt to produce a dirty bomb filled with excrement or a methane bomb. The CCTV would go directly to a local police station where the footage would be "monitored", a police spokesperson said that it was in the interest of national security. The police have received information that a terror attack could be imminent, also sewage workers would be subjected to regular stop and search tactics in order to prevent a methane bomb from being produced. All sewage workers would now be subjected to criminal record checks, and anyone with a far right past would be incarcerated under the anti terrorism act for a minimum of 90 days. A local sewage worker has condemned the move by the police, and that new laws could make their job very difficult, and public sanitation could suffer.
The police recently arrested a vagrant who had defecated himself while intoxicated, the vagrant was detained under the anti terrorism act where he was accused of providing excrement for a dirty bomb to be produced, during questioning the accused was put in a swivel chair until he vomited, the vagrant denied being part of a terror plot. The FBI has also declared that it will support the new law and that it could be important in preventing another terror attack similar to the twin towers.