WEYMAN BENNETT AN EXPERIMENT IN VAGRANCY
Unite Against Fascism urgently needs donations to assist Weyman Bennett with an accommodation problem. Bennett has been sleeping out rough and the issue was raised at a lecture on communism that Bennett was hosting. Weyman delivered a lecture on the benefits of communism such as starvation and famine and mass murder as well as a collapsed economy. Bennett arrived for lecture half an hour late with leaves and twigs in his hair and expressed his apologies for the delay and stated that he had been sleeping out rough due to owing 1200 pound on the rent. One of students asked Bennett "I thought you were staying in an abandoned caravan?" but Weyman responded by stating that the caravan that he was sharing with a group of hippies had burnt down after one of the group had passed out after session of inhaling petrol fumes, when he regained consciousness the man sparked up a joint which caused his hands to incinerate which then spread around the caravan, the fire also spread to a nearby workshop near to where the caravan was abandoned. The fire damaged the entrance door and melted a plastic drainpipe. The man who had started the fire had to attend hospital where his hands were described as having the appearance of "melted cheese on toast"
In an act of total desperation Bennett phoned the Samaritans and told one of the volunteers of his problems, but the volunteer had to put the phone down after he became suicidal due to Bennett persistently talking about the holocaust. Photographs of Bennett have shown him wearing the same garments for the past decade, we are urging all commies to send in donations to the U.A.F.