A new discovery has emerged that could change the course of European history completely. A team of researchers discovered a circle of stones at the bottom of the Baltic sea 285 feet down, initially there were theories that it could be a landing pad for UFO`s from outer space, but that theory was dismissed when the Rabbi Schiller stated that ancient Hebrews emigrated to Europe around 1 B.C and set up scuba diving businesses and kosher restaurants in Northern Europe. It believed that ancient Hebrews would frequently dive to the bottom of the ocean to carry out initiation rituals and burials and to carry out Kosher food rituals on fish and other aquatic animals such as crabs and lobsters that would be sold on to Kosher food markets in Europe and the middle East. This could also explain the discovery of a large circle of stones at the bottom of the Baltic sea. It is now believed that darker haired Europeans descended from Semitic immigrants that settled in the region and introduced names such as David and Simon into Europeans.
The claim has however been met with opposition from the far right in particular who condemned the find as a money making scam and insult to European culture. A group of neo Nazis were arrested recently trying to enter the area with diving equipment and explosives and machine guns in an attempt to destroy the rock formation at the bottom of the Baltic sea, the Nazis were released with a caution. Rabbi Sachs Goldberg stated that the area needs 24 hour police protection and should be put on the UNESCO world heritage site. Alan Greenspan also stated that he has plans to build hotels and a massive shopping plaza near the coast of Sweden in order to "boost" the regional economy. Greenspan stated that after several years the shopping plaza would be completely destroyed by a group of Muslim terrorists flying a hand glider into the plaza, Greenspan would then receive millions of pounds in insurance that he had taken out on the plaza.
Peter Linberg has also set up a submarine business with the aim of taking wealthy tourists to view the site. Peter said that he would be charging a thousand pound per trip which included a kosher meal with kosher ice cream imported from Israel as well as kosher wines and spirits that would be served on board.
David Cameron the "British" prime minister stated that he fully backed the project one hundred percent and would be interested in visiting the site as both Cameron`s parents were of Hebrew origin.
