Many of you will be familiar with
an attempted terror plot to blow up an aeroplane by using exploding underpants, it now turns out that the individual involved in the terror plot was a C.I.A agent. The underpants were actually manufactured by the American Government and tested out on members of the San Fransisco Homosexual community, who had initially agreed to try out the underpants as part of a gay diversity scheme in which the C.I.A would invest millions of pounds into the San Francisco gay community. After a few tests it was then decided that the exploding underpants would be passed onto to Government hired Muslims who would stage a false terror plot on a plane using exploding underpants and bras.
As a result of this new terror plot the British and American Government have decided to introduce new anti terror laws in order to "prevent" a tragedy. From now on all white British people must by law remove their underpants for inspection in all airports anyone who fails to comply with this rule could be put prison under the anti terrorism law. Ian Skrivens of the metropolitan police is now campaigning for CCTV cameras to be placed in people`s toilets in which a police officer would pose as a plumber and fit a camera in people`s bathrooms, this could cost millions pounds but Skrivens was confident that it could be vital in the campaign to counter act terrorism and especially in combating people who wear exploding underpants. Skrivens has already carried out raids on British pensioners who visit Spain on a regular basis in order to possibly avert a group of British pensioners from attacking Spain`s Arabic history and architecture. Skrivens stated that he had received orders that a group of racist British pensioners were planning on attacking buildings with Arabic influenced architecture in Spain.
The new anti terror laws do not apply Muslims and any airport staff who even attempt to search Muslims will be incarcerated in prison for religious aggravated harassment.
The actor Bruce Willis is a regular wearer of exploding underpants and has now been banned from travelling from all airports.
